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The taxi rolls under a street lamp, the yellow and black checkers washed in green neon light, maneuvering a quick three point turn before speeding off. A door somewhere in the house rattles open. I wonder who the hell would take a cab to meet someone for sex. A desperate person, I think. Not like a voice from the beaming, tanned young guy with the glittery eyes in the photos.

I bob my head up slowly, until the contents of the room appear. Darren is still on the couch, just a flat shape, a black ghost barely visible in the blue light. The floor is covered in blankets and pillows, glimmering eerily like pastel colored lichen and coral.

Maybe he does this kind of stuff all the time. Maybe used condoms are sprinkled around like dried up jellyfish. Here in the room with Darren, his voice has a weird tone, a little off, the ends of the words choking on themselves. It becomes clear that the voice might not be from the guy in the pictures. Sounds more like an older voice, like the voice of my white-haired gym teacher, Mr. Who knows what Darren looks like.

Who even knows if his name is Darren. I begin to be a little scared for Ryan. Ryan steps forward, reaches for one of his sneakers. When he speaks for the second time his voice is high-pitched, the same way mine is in Chem when the teacher makes me explain formulas in front of class. I duck down, hold my breath. What do I do? I can hear things, heavy things overturn and something crack, muffled pleading. The bushes part in front of me: I try to focus on something, anything other than the noises from the window.

The first thing I think of is that day at the rally. He smiles at first, lifting his shoulders slightly, the expression of giving in to a joke among friends. But when he sits back down on the bleachers his grin straightens. Smooths an out-of-place hair on the back of his head. The gesture only makes the cowlick worse. His pinkening cheeks, rigid posture remind me of the way well-behaved children sit at formal events. Just a warm bag of tubes and blood. I run out to the street, stumbling on a boulder that lines the side of the lawn.

I look both ways, forgetting where the car is. Anger, more than fear swelling inside my temples, I look back down at the boulder that almost tripped me, the surface rippled like a raisin. I scoot penguin-like, the rock wobbling against my chest. I wind up as much as I can, squatting down, like they teach us in gym for shotput.

Launch it at the center of the window. The glass shatters, but the rock falls back towards me, landing on my foot. Just a throb, like my heart is slipping from my chest down my leg, settling uneasily in my shoe. I stand motionless, waiting for a sound, any sound. A small rumble from the room, boards creaking. The front door flings open and Ryan spills out barefoot, shirt hanging from his waist, his body small and pale in his underwear. I yell at him to run.

Blood threads his lip. I grab his hand when he gets close enough. We ride in the car for what feels like forever. The police station blears by, a gray smudge wedged between bright lights. I want to turn, give him a knowing look.

We sit there instead, quiet. We go on driving for a while longer, windows fogged. I use my sleeve to wipe off the windshield. I remember the clothes my mother gave to me to bring. My shirt is tight on him. His lips are fuller than I thought, redder, but that could just be blood. She embarrassed me in front of everyone doing that. We sit in that position, his head on my shoulder, watching the stars disappear, one by one, like sheep over a red dune. The sun pinkens the tops of tree branches like lit candelabras.

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I'd just never do it to begin with, and even if I had some strange desire to do so, the fear of being assaulted would override it. What's been the biggest surprise you've had when you arrived or you prospective partner showed up? Haha, there have definitely been some awkward moments.

The most common surprise is looks.. Once I replied to an ad that was stated w4m. It was for an NSA no strings attached blow job. I got there and it was a gay guy who liked to blow straight men. Another time I arrived and the woman was so butt ugly that I just made an excuse and left.. One situation was really odd, even by my standards. A guy was a chef at a well known 5 star restaurant in my region. He and his girlfriend had rented a hotel room.

He wanted me to come over, let myself in to the room, and find his girlfriend naked, blindfolded and tied to the bed. I could have sex with her condoms optional while he watched and optionally joined in. So I did just that. Showed up, she was reasonably attractive and thin. Super horny, just wet with anticipation.

I had sex with her without a condom while he was in the chair next to the bed watching. I pulled out and finished on her chest, got dressed and left.

She never saw my face. They called me a few days later to repeat the visit but I declined. It just felt too weird. Another time I replied to an ad for two women who needed money. They were weird backwoods redneck types who were apparently swingers. I drove about an hour to the middle of the woods. We made a steak dinner and hung out a bit, skinny dipped in their hot tub, then had a threesome in the bedroom.

Another time I posted an ad basically just to cuddle. A foreign student at a local state university replied. I could tell she was foreign because of her broken english. She wanted an "intimate massage" and a "powernap. I went and met her and she was a super sexy tiny little indian girl.

We went back to my place and talked for no more than 10 or 15 minutes. We went in my bedroom and within minutes she was making out with me. She was sooo dirty.. Making moaning sounds when I touched her at all. Within 15 or 20 minutes we were naked and having wild sex. Oi that was a hot experience.

But somehow I've escaped completely STD free. Tested as recently as 3 weeks ago. Since you're a semi-pro, I think that would be quality info to share. I get tested either by my primary care physician or at my local planned parenthood. My insurance covers it, but I know that planned parenthood has cheap rates for those that can't afford it. Many cities, counties and college campuses also have free testing facilities for HIV.

Have you ever considered yourself on First Name terms with the Doctors? Based on what I have read you have should a loyal customer discount or something of that nature. Planned Parenthood has enough staff that I don't get to know them. My primary care physician has changed 3 times for various reasons so I haven't gotten close with him either.

I don't really care if my doc knows I'm a slut anyway! I got tested at the Red Cross last Sunday. It was completely free, and very easy: To get tested for HIV, I just had to put a toothbrush-like stick in my mouth for a few minutes, and it was over. Results in weeks but you have to go pick them up in person; you can't get them over the phone. Don't be so sure that you are completely STD free because you test clean: HPV genital warts cannot presently be tested for in males.

Also, make sure that you specify, when you go in for testing, that you want them to test for everything ; most places don't test for everything unless you specifically tell them. Most places just test for the more common STDs. HPV tends to remain asymptomatic in men for long periods of time and, even if you do have some warts, they can be basically nearly invisible, teeny tiny, too tiny to see, and you wouldn't notice that you have it while you continue to spread it around.

The same goes for women; You could inspect everything down there and it might just look totally fine, even though she's got HPV. I always thought I was just dandy because I used condoms. Hopefully you don't have it, but you probably do considering the information that the CDC has on it:.

Approximately 20 million Americans are currently infected with HPV. Another 6 million people become newly infected each year. This is very true, thank you so much for raising all your points! Similarly, my primary care doc told me most STD tests don't test for herpes. So unless you have an active outbreak, the only way to go is get a blood test.

I've never had a cold sore, but apparently I do have herpes simplex 1 the cold sores kind. I used to work for a lab that did HPV research. Basically, everyone gets HPV at some point, since the virus can be found from the belly-button to the knees in infected individuals and infections can be totally asymptomatic.

Most infections spontaneously resolve, but some persist and cause cervical cancer or genital warts. A good way for a guy to check if he has HPV is to wrap a vinegar-soaked paper towel around his genitals for 1 minute. Non-wart types of HPV frequently occur as flat lesions on the penis shaft. Vinegar will cause the cells damaged by the virus to bleach white temporarily. For some reason I find it highly amusing to imagine the numbers of redditors who today at some point were running around with a vinegar soaked penis.

Showing up to a hotel room to have sex with a stranger who is tied up and blindfolded just sounds like bad news. All you need to know is she wasn't a ho. And to get with her, he had to be Chief Lotsa-dough Now that I have a flatscreen television my old entertainment center is just sitting in my garage. How much you think I could get for it? That would be interesting to know. I am currently near the end of the second parasitic stage so I have no clue.

Oh hell yes I'm afraid of both. I usually but not always use condoms. I get tested regularly. By the numbers I should certainly have an STD by now and probably a couple of kids. Next time you get tested, ask for a herpes test explicitly. They don't give them to you otherwise. I would like to see a craigslist ad that you replied to that was a success. I would also like to see an ad you put up. For privacy's sake I won't link to a post in my city, nor will I type one out verbatim.

I'll write one here that represents the spirit of my normal posts however.. I've been single for a while now and I really miss the soft touch of a woman. There's no true substitute for the intimacy reached through sex in a long term relationship, but too long without the touch of another person makes me crazy.

I'm a young, fit, sane, charming and professional guy looking for a lady to spend some quality time with. I'd like for us to meet somewhere in public possibly for a drink, or maybe a walk , get to know each other a little, and if we feel some chemistry then go back to my place or yours for a little quality time in the bedroom.

I'll spoil you rotten and make you feel so sexy. I'll respect any and all boundaries you set.. I just want to take the edge of some of that loneliness that sets in from being single for too long. My pic for yours. I bet he took a cue from cartographers and interwove some typos so he could easily identify this posting.

As long as you say "no homo" afterward it means you're still straight, right? I'll Google that in 2 days and there will be two dozen ads around the country.

I just made that up in a couple minutes to demonstrate. There is a fat 18 year old girl who lives near you.

She will have sex with you for money. She does not want her prostitution to be known publicly, for fear of damaging her current relationships. Contact her if you would like to make an offer to exchange money for sex. Based on that small sample, you should consult people's onlines dating profiles. I have 2 friends in NYC who are doing this and becoming huge.

PM me for more info. I didn't want to put up the link at first because people might have thought of it as spam, but after receiving more than 30 PMs about this, her link is www. Based on that small sample, you should add more hilarious comments to posts. I have some friends on Reddit who are doing this and are becoming huge.

PM me for more info! Some girl from reddit responded to my craigslist ad and called me out for copy pasting this. We are from a small town so its pretty ridiculous to get called out. I'm looking for romance more than a long-term relationship. I'm not expecting to have money spent on me, there's lots of ways to be romantic without screwing a budget. If you're a fellow romantic who enjoys quiet talk and almost kisses I'll show you how tantalizing that can be if we connect then drop me a line.

I'm in my mid's and willing to go I'm pretty and love to laugh. Be ready to carry your end of the conversation. Hey, this is Maryanne. I'd love to fuck you hard in the bedroom, and jizz all over your face and rub it into your pores like rape. WRT to replying, the first trick is to sort through the w4m spam. There's a LOT of it.

The obvious spam has inconsistencies between the subject and content of the post. I will usually Google some part of the description or subject to find out if it has postings in other cities. If it does, it means it's spam and I don't reply. A lot of them still slip through my filters and I end up with inbox spam. My replies are very carefully worded.

I use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, and always type complete sentences. I try to come across as a normal, sane guy. I almost always attach a photo or two with my first response. It's a recent, clothed picture, showing my face clearly and accurately, as well as my body. I sometimes send a shirtless photo. I do not send pics of my junk, even if requested. My posts vary significantly, depending on what I'm targeting. Sometimes I've posted as a sugar daddy looking to help out a young, needy woman.

Something like "I'll take you lingerie shopping, then we can go back to a classy hotel and you can model it for me. Let's meet somewhere in public, get comfortable with each other, then go back to my place or yours for an intimate massage.

I'll spend a hundred bucks on lingerie, or take them out to a super nice dinner and out on the town, or take them shopping at the mall.. I've even paid cash a few times, which is admittedly the same as paying a prostitute, only these girls are "non pros.

This is awesome, wish I was still up to my craigslist shenanigans knowing there are guys like you on it. Would have loved to have a guy actually wine and dine me or buy my lingerie! Once I showed up and a guy wanted to fuck me while his dad watched. Im almost thinking about putting up my own Iama from the girls perspective, now that ive seen this. Ive had some intense encounters. Lol not since getting a bf having steady mind blowing sex. But hes been wanting me to branch into it again and find us a third.

So dont give up! And yes, the third were looking for would have to be female so probably best to move towards someone more in need of man parts. Like, older than the fucking hills. Make excessive use of your tinfoil hat. Use quoted Google searches to see if the same text or similar is used in different cities. If the title says age 22, but then the description says age 35, it's probably spam.

Just use your best judgement. When posting ads, definitely don't post a pic of your junk. Penises are not sexy. Also, unless you have a really killer body, don't post topless pics of yourself. Instead, find a picture of something that relates to your post on Google images. Posts with a "pic" next to the title are much more likely to stand out.

For instance, if you want to have a candlelit dinner followed by some hot sex, find a picture of a man and a woman facing each other, naked, with a glass of wine. Like a profile shot. I'm thinking of the Jerry Maguire scene here.

Always, always, always use full sentences and write clearly. I must be a "different type" of woman? Have you ever got a reply from a woman that you already hooked up with as one of your other personas, i. Hooked up as sugar daddy now she wants to cuddle? Yes, I've been on both sides of the fence. A girl replied to multiple ads that were separated by a few months and she didn't know it was me. I also replied to multiple ads by the same woman.

Kind of embarrassing I guess, but then again she's doing it too so it didn't matter. The most awkward is when I hooked up with a woman in the sugar daddy role then saw her around town later.

I was in line behind her at the grocery store. We made eye contact so I know she recognized me, but she rushed off without saying hello. You should have stared at her while calmly taking a carrot out of your grocery cart, placing it in your mouth the carrot, not the grocery cart , and sucked it. All while maintaining eye contact. On second thought, I think it would be better if he sucked the grocery cart instead of the carrot.

Do you mean in terms of looks? Maybe like a 6 or so. A lot of chubby girls reply. I don't mind chubby, but I don't do obese. The quality varies enormously. The indian girl I described in an earlier post was hot and sexy and we had a great time. Another girl I met just laid there like a fucking dead fish.

Worst sex of my life. We had made a nice dinner at my place.. In my experience cougars LOVE guys your age, and trust me, cougars are crazy sexy. If you post an ad, definitely do not say MILF. Cougar is okay though. Say something like "Strapping young cub seeks cougar for rousting adventure.

Find a clever image to include, maybe like this - http: Your post should be descriptive, well written and thoughtful. You might not get a response your first time, or your second, or third. It just takes the right woman looking at the ad. When you do get a response, be witty and really friendly in your response.

Don't send a picture of your dick. Maybe tease her a little, and try to be as articulate as possible. Don't leave an ad up for more than a couple days, and don't reuse the same title in each ad. Awesome, but can we aspiring cubs get some more advice please? I reaaaallllyyy want a cougar or three! I've done a bit of craigslist man-whoring myself and the guy punching the wall reminds me of a story:.

I met a couple off of CL. Both were about 35, I was 27ish. He was a military guy but small framed. She was a stripper and they were very experienced swingers but he also liked her to go and fuck other guys alone, video tape it and take it home to watch with him. So, the first meeting was in person at a Starbucks. He and I have some quick chit-chat and then she invites me back to her car to smoke pot while he stays in Starbucks.

Everything went well, we setup the date night. Date night - she comes over straight after work. We set the camera up on my dresser and get started. They both made it very clear that kissing was against the rules, so was anal even though she loved it and sex without a condom.

She was an awesome fuck and really liked it wild. Between the stripper looks and pornstar fucking, it was like our own porno. She previously mentioned that loved being choked and having her hair pulled back while being fucked doggy style, so there was plenty of that involved.

When she showed it to her husband her was furious. Apparently he was very sensitive about anyone "dominating" her or fucking her rough.

I think he wanted her to be in charge when she fucked me and that just wasn't what she wanted. From the way she explained it, he demanded my address and wanted to come over and kick my ass. Six of the eight 'Dominican street Paris and Janet Jackson go to war over Joe's funeral Who do you think you are, Popeye?

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I'm a young, fit, sane, charming and professional guy looking for a lady to spend some quality time. Ignoring him definitely turned into a mistake. I want to turn, give him a knowing look. I sometimes send a shirtless photo. Because soon as that happens I'm going to lose my account on redd. We set the camera up on my dresser and get started.

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